I hope wild dogs don’t eat Bjorn Lomborg. This terrible impending danger could have been averted by our thrifty federal government building his think-tank in a developed country like Cambodia. Is Lomborg guaranteed opportunity, education, law and order and even a bank account in Perth? I hope so! $4 million is a lot to carry around with you. The wild dogs might sniff it out! That would never happen in Cambodia.
The gall of this government, sending that poor Danish Climate Refugee to Perth! Meanwhile, those lazy, no-good asylum seekers are living it up in tropical paradise. What have they ever done for anyone apart from complaining about living conditions and waiting times, and mental illness, and rape, and homicide… Will it ever end!? How un-Australian! But instead of giving these malcontent mendicant loafers the good hard kick up the bum to where they came from they so truly deserve, our bloody government is giving these bastards a free trip to Cambodia, the land of opportunity.
Meanwhile, poor Bjorn Lomborg doesn’t complain about anything, tries to do the world a big favour by getting everyone to just cool it about the whole climate change fracas and for his troubles gets booted out of Denmark.
Thank God Abbott got him over here. For a measly $4 million, we get to keep this intellectual giant in Perth. If he doesn’t single-handedly turn UWA into the Harvard of Australia, I’ll be shocked.
The good news is that even if he doesn’t, Lomborg’s perpetual ejaculation of hot air will be enough to power the WA economy, freeing up more fossil fuels to dig up and sell and pay unfair amounts of GST on.
Look there’s no doubting it’s a great investment in Australia’s future. The rest of us don’t want to be doing all this economic lifting for nothing. The elderly, the unemployed, refugees, students, sick people, climate researchers, working Australians, all of us stand ready to sacrifice and to lift for this troubled economy. The only leaners here in this nation of lifters-not-leaners are the federal government themselves, for they are deaf to our cries: Find a bit more than $4 million, please, and send Bjorn Lomborg to safety, to opportunity, to Cambodia!